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Ten Minutes of Legal Advice for $1 @ Spilt Milk Law

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ONEGOLDCOIN

My way of giving back to the Cheapies community, who've saved me a truckload of cash over the years. Use promo code ONEGOLDCOIN, pay your dollar, get as much of an answer as I can realistically provide in 10 minutes.

Will I try and upsell you on more legal work? If I think it'd benefit you, then yup, absolutely I will. Otherwise no, I'll just do my best to help in 10 minutes. But you're under no obligation (and no social pressure) to go any further, and can always take the initial view I give you to another lawyer or to a service like Community Law. Even if I do upsell you, I'll try and give you some actionable advice you can take forward by yourself if you'd prefer.

To get the most out of your 10 minutes, please try to ask a clear and specific question. As I've only got 10 minutes to help, a vague question will likely get a vague answer.

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  • +2

    This is awesome man!

  • +8

    Trying to think of a question to take advantage of this deal.

  • I'm assuming you won't be fielding questions if its in regard to overseas debt from an estate?

    • +3

      Fill out the form and I'll do my best. Give me as much explanation as you can (or can be bothered giving) and I'll give the best answer I can within 10 minutes. If it's complicated then I might not be able to solve your problem, but can potentially point you in the right direction.

  • +1

    Any "one use per household" rule? Completely unrelated - I have a Trust question and my husband has a trademarking question!

    • +2

      If it looks like there's some kind of conflict of interest, yes - but if it's unrelated then fill your boots!

  • +13

    Whoever (I know who you are because I can see a large number of $1 holds on your debit card lol, I just can't say who) keeps submitting lengthy strings of homophobic stuff and swearing without even asking a legal question, can you please not? I'm trying to help people, and it's a real hassle. Happy to respond even if your question is packed with swearing, but it's got to at least be a question, yeah?

    If you have a deep-seated need to waste time for literally no gain today, can I instead recommend something that doesn't affect me? E.g. turning up at your local Mitre 10 asking for a 15% price beat on a chocolate bar or a single screw?

    • +3

      Hey mate, sorry that there are complete morons here. Let me just sys that from my perspective, I really appreciate what you're doing here and you truly are helping people (well, at least me! Just submitted my question).

      It really reflects them as people and their own insecurities.

      • I've had heaps of great questions - definitely feels worthwhile! Thanks for your question, will get back to you ASAP.

    • +1

      Flag it with their bank. Get their account suspended :P

    • Whoever (I know who you are because I can see a large number of $1 holds on your debit card lol, I just can't say who) keeps submitting lengthy strings of homophobic stuff and swearing without even asking a legal question, can you please not? I'm trying to help people, and it's a real hassle. Happy to respond even if your question is packed with swearing, but it's got to at least be a question, yeah?

      If you have a deep-seated need to waste time for literally no gain today, can I instead recommend something that doesn't affect me? E.g. turning up at your local Mitre 10 asking for a 15% price beat on a chocolate bar or a single screw?

      Sorry to hear that - hope this offer does work out for you!

      • Looks like you might be in to win a coveted Choice Cheapies Monthly Award - can't beat that!

        • Unfortunately the post is ineligible for that - Associatiated posts are excluded from the loot.

          • @bigcheese:

            Unfortunately the post is ineligible for that - Associatiated posts are excluded from the loot.

            Whoaaa!

            Does that mean that La Grande Fromagee is also SpiltyMilky???

            Both dairy-nesses so I guess it makes sense!

            • @Alan6984: No - just the love of dairy in common I believe.

              • @bigcheese:

                No - just the love of dairy in common I believe.

                Ah, well there are worse things to obsess over than dairy related products…. as I am all too familiar with, but that's a tale for another time.

                • @Alan6984: That’s right. No point crying over spilt milk…

                  • @bigcheese:

                    That’s right. No point crying over spilt milk…

                    Nooooo!

                    That's just too cheesy for my taste :-)

        • +1

          I have won before (twice IIRC) with non-associated deals, so I do at least know how sweet the feeling is

  • +3

    As a cheapies member I believe I have a moral obligation to try and abuse this generous & kind hearted deal by creating throwaway emails to present & chain a long and challenging legal problem for that sweet sweet rate of $6/hr

    • +1

      I have faith in you.

    • You might need a load of those $1 SIMs that get posted too - SpiltMilk might be calling you for each consult, and you'll need to have a new number each time.

      Luckily, any real Cheapie, probably has a stash of SIMs lying around for just such eventualities, although some people might have depleted their stocks when getting the Woolworths Everyday Rewards sign-up bonuses last month… you know who you are!

      ;-)

  • Can each one of my personalities purchase a separate 10 mins? Thanks in advance <3

  • Thanks OP for the great offer! Not sure if I did it right but I put the promo code in the refferal area.

  • @SpiltMilk would this deal qualify as legal advice for a relationship agreement for one of the parties if the question is about the drawn up document?

    • +1

      I'm sorry, but there is no prospect I'll be able to properly advise you on this within 10 minutes. Submit a request anyway and I'll come back to you with an estimated cost which you can then compare with some other firms.

  • +2

    Thanks for a pretty unreal response! 74 submissions so far.

    I'm now working through enquiries from 11 April, but there are a lot so please bear with me. If your issue is urgent, feel free to reply to the confirmation email and I'll see if I can prioritise yours.

    I've been able to respond substantively to most people so far, but please forgive me if I've only been able to give you a tentative view.

  • Missed this!

    • I've not had time to take off the promo code yet - will probably do it tomorrow.

      • Does that mean you would consider accepting one more $1 consult for those of us too slow initially?

        • I'm working my way through the backlog and not checking dates. I haven't taken the code down yet, but will do, probably sometime tomorrow.

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